So like seriously and I don't see this woman often in terms of living in LA
But like, I love this woman so much.
I love you so much.
She's so cool
No, but I haven't see her in forever
Like, she's so cool
She seems pretty fucking cool
Oh thanks Matt.
And like she shows up with a roll of toilet paper
That’s cuz you’re the shit. She's the shit. Like she repackaged that show for JJ Abrams. So I got her toilet paper to celebrate today
A whole show
Like that’s pretty fucking cool
Is this Hank Williams?
You’re not as hot as you think you are. Did I tell you about that story? Did I tell you about the roll of toilet paper story?
Oh no no you weren’t here
So I’m walking around with a roll of toilet paper and some guy yells that out and I'm like, really motherfucker?
Like I’m strutting
That was hilarious
I had this big roll of toilet paper I was carrying under my arm but he rolled down the window and was like, you’re not as hot as you think you are. And I just started laughing because I was like, I’m carrying a giiiiant thing of toilet paper!
Oh my god who says that?
It was a way...
Look, look...men project their weird shit on women all the time, ok.
It was a way to diminish me but I thought it was funny because I’m carrying a roll of toilet paper
It's not like I'm walking like this.
In my fucking heels like this.
Like I was carrying a big thing of toilet paper and I just started laughing hysterically.
Like he was insulting me but I thought it was funny
Women get all kinds of shit
But I thought it was funny I’m carrying a roll of like 16-ply right here and you think I’m the shit?
Like I know when I look hot and those days are not the days when I’m carrying a 16-ply of toilet paper like, fuck yourself I thought it was hiiilarious
What you gonna do...
You’re not as hot as you think you are. And I’m like, yes I am, actually
Goddam these taquitos are so good!
Why is the food so good here?
Bits & Pieces
A place for experimentation, a place for pieces unpolished and unpublished, a place to work out thoughts and ideas for larger collections. Typos aplenty. Enjoy (or not).